भीगी बिल्ली

Bulla hee jaane main ‘Con’. Yeah that’s true. I’m often surprised that people know me so much… I mean literally. It’s just that I only don’t seem to be knowing about myself. Everyone around has a word or two to say about me. “Woh aisaa hai… waisa hai…”
But ask me if I know them… Honestly… I don’t know them.
Bulla kee jaane main kaun
Bulla hee jaane main ‘con’
Main hoon don, main hoon don, main hoon… main hoon… DON.
When I was a child, everybody asked me, “Bada ho ke kya banoge beta?” I really didn’t have an answer. I would think twice and then say, “Pilot!” Then it was a rote. “Pilot, pilot.”
I’m not a pilot. But nobody seems to be asking me this now. I would have screamed at the top of my voice… “Main insaan banana chahta hoon.” Now you’ll ask me… “Kya main insaan nahin hoon.” Had I been an ‘insaan’, I wouldn’t have screamed then. And I wouldn’t have told only kee main kya banana chahta hoon.
CON, CON, CON!!!!!